Fairytale Foodie T-Shirts

"As your men made the ingredients available to me, I created a 'Dumpty Frittata.'"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You're the lid to my pot."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"You complete me."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Tonight, you're dessert!"