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"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Counting ribs

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Burnt or Raw?

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'