Fantasy Food Lover Pillows

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Counting ribs

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Benihana style of cooking.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"This is our soft opening."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Burnt or Raw?

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'