Whimsical Food Lover Pillows

'Your French dip, sir.'

Today's special... donuts.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

The Witches Discover The Wok

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Cooking with Pierre

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Tzatzikicicle

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."