Food Lover Pillows

'All I'm saying is you should cut down a bit !'

'Wow! Buffalo wings are so good!' 'I don't have the heart to tell her.'

Restrooms.

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

'And if it's anthrax... Can I still eat whatever I like?'

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'

Woman kissing piece of cake

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Halal-Kosher cafe: Yes- you both can eat here.

Never refuse their homemade food.

'Must you always eat as if there's no tomorrow?'

Yeastenders.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Three days into my program, and all I've succeeded at cutting out are the humans.'

'Relax, Julie, you haven't gained weight. That's a funhouse mirror I put up to remind myself not to pig out.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"So-called 'out-of-date' chocolate is an alien concept to me, like 'leftover wine'."

"We are thankful for this abundance of food....but we can use a little more patience. Amen."

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

'When you lowered my cholesterol, doc, I'm afraid you also lowered my zest for living.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."

"That tuna casserole really was to die for."