Food Lover Gifts

'All I'm saying is you should cut down a bit !'

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

Restrooms.

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'And if it's anthrax... Can I still eat whatever I like?'

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Halal-Kosher cafe: Yes- you both can eat here.

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Woman kissing piece of cake

'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'

Never refuse their homemade food.

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

'When you lowered my cholesterol, doc, I'm afraid you also lowered my zest for living.'

"That tuna casserole really was to die for."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"So-called 'out-of-date' chocolate is an alien concept to me, like 'leftover wine'."

Yeastenders.

"We are thankful for this abundance of food....but we can use a little more patience. Amen."

"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'Three days into my program, and all I've succeeded at cutting out are the humans.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Must you always eat as if there's no tomorrow?'

"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."

"Eat it fast or the coyotes will get it."

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

Breakfast sunrise