Food Fun Lover Pillows

"'Deviled eggs', Here? What ARE you, some kinda NUT?!"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Party Animals.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Fresh pepper?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Peel poker.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Better Not Squash.

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."