Fun-loving Food Enthusiast Pillows

"Anyone home?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Party Animals.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Fresh pepper?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Peel poker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Thermidor Dali

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"I like my steak well done."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Snacks for Learners