Foodie For Fun Pillows

'They taste like chicken. Young chicken.'

"I'm thinking about one from column A, and one from column B."

Hot Dog

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Fresh pepper?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"I might just get a pie."

"What did Jesus order?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Do kids eat free?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

Pea

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."