Funny Food Lover Pillows

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Menu Dating

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

Cooking with Pierre

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'He's cured.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"There - now it's a mashed potato. Anything else?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"The reason your meringue is crushed is because I distinctly heard you tell me to 'Step on it'."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."