Funny Food Lover Pillows

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Menu Dating

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

Cooking with Pierre

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Winter lunch.

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Isaac Newton Discovers Gravlax

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'The hair in the soup provides fiber.'