Funny Foodies Pillows

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

'So this is a kitchen!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

"How was the food sir?"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'