Funny Foodies Mugs

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'He's cured.'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'