Hilarious Foodies Pillows

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

Cat eats date.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'The Big Beg Theory'

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"There - now it's a mashed potato. Anything else?"

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

"How was the food sir?"

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"You're losing your everything."