Hilarious Foodies Pillows

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

Cat eats date.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

"How was the food sir?"

"You're losing your everything."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'