Foodie Funny Pillows

'There's absolutely nothing to worry about,sir. All our flies are organic.'

Fresh Ground Pepper.

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"Boy, am I hungry! What's for dinner, dear?"

A real turkey lunch.

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Filet minion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."