Food Funny Pillows

"Dig your garden? Sure... can you cook chateaubriand?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"States of tofu"

Lesser known greek gods,

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Garlic Free Zone.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Cat eats date.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Deliboys

Better Not Squash.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."