Food Joke Fans Pillows

Spring a Leek

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'YAY! PATE!'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Stay at home food pyramid

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"Hallelujah!"