Food Joke Collectors Pillows

'YAY! PATE!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"States of tofu"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Deliboys

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Stay at home food pyramid

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

Chicken Road Crossing

Preserved

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"Hallelujah!"

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'