Food Humor Lovers Pillows

"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."

When the milk goes bad.

"Waiter, there are no flies in my soup."

'Oui, I'm from France! Why do you ask?'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Cat eats date.

Better Not Squash.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

"My guess it's guacamole."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."