Foodie Humor Lover Pillows

'I won't be gone long. He's going to show me where they make hamburgers.'

'I only seem to get fat in some places.'

'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'

'Oh my god, it's Jamie Oliver.'

Isaac Newton Discovers Gravlax

pickled onions...

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Lockdown casserole

Better Not Squash.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Murderous Chef

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"How was the food sir?"

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'