Foodie Humor Fan Pillows

'What do you expect! They fed mt all -beef hotdogs, Charlie! All beef hotdogs!'

When Icarus Flew Too Close To The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Kebab doner card

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Better Not Squash.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'The escargots are underdone.'