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'What do you expect! They fed mt all -beef hotdogs, Charlie! All beef hotdogs!'

When Icarus Flew Too Close To The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Kebab doner card

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Better Not Squash.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Murderous Chef

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."