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And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From
'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'
'Ok, don't talk to this guy! Larry told me not to trust the chicken in this place!'
Jell-O: A Life.
'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'
A dog took a bite out of my ankle. Did you put anything on it. No, he liked it just the way it was.
"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."
Lockdown casserole
It was an unlikely relationship from the beginning and doomed to failure once the novelty wore off."
"Looks like someone's got a stick up their bun!"
Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.
"Our salmon is wild. Our cook is farm-raised."
Did I mention that the flies in our soup are locally grown?
Murderous Chef
'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'
'Of course this is the freshest free range steak, sir! You can even see the tyre tracks on it!'
'I'll have the roast beef with the couch potato.'
The Trace Adkins Diet
'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).
Lover's Leap.
Suicidal Sheep: '101 Ways with Mint Sauce.'
"It appears someone's not too thrilled about your birds nest soup!"
Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.
"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."
Restaurant payment options
'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'
"I hope the food is good. I had to cross the road to get here!"
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
"States of tofu"
"War is hell and so is this soup."
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
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