Food Humor Enthusiast Prints

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Ok, don't talk to this guy! Larry told me not to trust the chicken in this place!'

Jell-O: A Life.

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."

Lockdown casserole

It was an unlikely relationship from the beginning and doomed to failure once the novelty wore off."

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Our salmon is wild. Our cook is farm-raised."

Murderous Chef

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

'Of course this is the freshest free range steak, sir! You can even see the tyre tracks on it!'

'I'll have the roast beef with the couch potato.'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Lover's Leap.

Suicidal Sheep: '101 Ways with Mint Sauce.'

"It appears someone's not too thrilled about your birds nest soup!"

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

Restaurant payment options

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

"I hope the food is good. I had to cross the road to get here!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Filet minion

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"