Food Humor Lovers Prints

"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."

When the milk goes bad.

"Waiter, there are no flies in my soup."

A small town in Idaho needs a priest for their congregation. Do they want some friars with that?

What did I tell you kids about going near the water?

'Oui, I'm from France! Why do you ask?'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Deliboys

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Better Not Squash.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Cat eats date.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer