Funny Food Enthusiast Pillows

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Lockdown casserole

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Cooking with Pierre

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

Murderous Chef

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'So this is a kitchen!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'They're not hot - my mom said they were 'chilly peppers'?'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'