Funny Food Enthusiast Gifts

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

Lockdown casserole

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Cooking with Pierre

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Murderous Chef

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

'He's cured.'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'So this is a kitchen!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"There - now it's a mashed potato. Anything else?"

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

'They're not hot - my mom said they were 'chilly peppers'?'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."