Funny Food Fan Gifts

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Local, free-range bug juice.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Bedside Manna.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

'He's cured.'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'So this is a kitchen!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"