Funny Food Fan Mugs

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Bedside Manna.

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'So this is a kitchen!'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

"You're losing your everything."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."