Quirky Food Humor Fan Gifts

'She's definitely had work done.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Filet minion

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Better Not Squash.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).