Quirky Food Humor Fan Prints

'She's definitely had work done.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Better Not Squash.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Murderous Chef

Bagel problems.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'