Food Humor Lover Gifts

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'It's ‘Enjoy your meal, SIR,' not ‘Get that down yer neck, Cock'!'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"It's just toast, I'm afraid..."

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'Imitation cheese and non-alcoholic wine tasting.'

Diner: 'Is the customer still 'always right' if he orders hot water and ketchup to make tomato soup?'

"The cow was a vegetarian."

'There's a worm on my plate.' 'That's a sausage.'

Winter lunch.

'We added extra for the mercury.'

'If you eat like that you'll get fat and die.'

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Surgeon to Humpty Dumpty's wife: 'Your husband will be an omelet for the rest of his life.'

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"His apologies from the chef."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Free sample stand in food market.

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

"Whoa, Baldo! They're serving enchiladas! I bet you eat these every day!"

"The reason your meringue is crushed is because I distinctly heard you tell me to 'Step on it'."

'The hair in the soup provides fiber.'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Food Porn

"I knew it."

Better Not Squash.

The sea salt here is so authentic.

"I hope my cholesterol results are good."

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.