Foodie Humor Lovers Gifts

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'I came, I saw a gallimaufry of food, and the rest is a blur until I landed here.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Lockdown casserole

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Better Not Squash.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Murderous Chef

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'