Foodie Humor Aficionados Gifts

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Better Not Squash.

Cat eats date.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie