Food Humor Aficionados Gifts

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Lesser known greek gods,

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Filet minion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Better Not Squash.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cat eats date.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."