Food Spoof Fan Gifts

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

Doughnut Criminals

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'He's cured.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

Road Kill Cafe.

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'So this is a kitchen!'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"You're losing your everything."

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"