Food Joke Fanatic Gifts

'Like most diets you can eat as much as you like of food you can't stand!'

Prepper Cows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Bangers and Mash

Filet minion

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Lockdown casserole

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Better Not Squash.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'YAY! PATE!'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Murderous Chef

Stay at home food pyramid

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'