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'Like most diets you can eat as much as you like of food you can't stand!'

Prepper Cows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Filet minion

Bangers and Mash

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Better Not Squash.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'YAY! PATE!'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Murderous Chef

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

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