Food Spoof Fan Pillows

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Doughnut Criminals

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

Road Kill Cafe.

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

'So this is a kitchen!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"You're losing your everything."

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"