Food Satire Fan Pillows

Pinocchio's Diner

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Beef Stew.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'So this is a kitchen!'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

"You're losing your everything."

Kebab doner card

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'Why do they let us see things like that?'

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."