Food Satire Enthusiasts Pillows

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Cat eats date.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Beef Stew.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Why do they let us see things like that?'

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

Scientific research (whaling).

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

"And what are the two wonderful gourmet delights you're serving up today...my good man?"

"No fire ants for me. Spicy food gives me acid reflux."