Humor Food Fan Pillows

'The chili special and a corn dog? Okay, pal -- it's your life.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lockdown casserole

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Cooking with Pierre

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Murderous Chef

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

Road Kill Cafe.

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"