Cuisine Lover Pillows

Welsh Cakes

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Quartet of chefs.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."