Culinary Show Lover Pillows

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'I sent out for everything.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

A tureen of chefs

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

"When did they add this channel?!"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

'We need more cake shows!'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

Chefs

'My compliments to mummy.'

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."