Tv Cooking Show Lover Pillows

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

"When did they add this channel?!"

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

Chefs

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."