Tv Cooking Enthusiast Pillows

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"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

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"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

Here's one I made earlier.

Mary Berry

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Chefs

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Nigella Lawson

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'