Tv Cook Enthusiast Pillows

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

Here's one I made earlier.

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

Master Chef

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry