Tv Cook Enthusiast Prints

"Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, Master Chef, The Hairy Bikers and Bake Off - that's your five a day - now get to bed!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

Mary Berry

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

Here's one I made earlier.

Gordon Ramsay

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

Nigella Lawson

Master Chef