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"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

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"Then add one extra large egg..."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Here's one I made earlier.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'Ready, steady, Operate'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Chefs

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'