Culinary Lover Pillows

'My compliments to mummy.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"Room for dessert, folks?"

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.