Culinary Community Lover Pillows

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Feast

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

The Perfect Foil

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven